polks:

ipgd:

read this right now 

it may seem like this is an excruciatingly terrible yaoi porn comic about a 58 year old man creeping on a teen boy, and it absolutely is, but you won’t fucking believe where this shit goes. its like you’re watching two trains full of passengers racing towards each other on the same track and until they violently collide at full speed and no matter what you do you can’t tear your eyes away, but amidst all the screaming and cacophony of warping metal you slowly begin to realize that what you’re witnessing is the formation of the most beautiful cubist masterpiece you’ve ever seen. and then michelangelo’s david given bodily form rises from the wreckage and comes over and starts sucking your dick, and you’re really not very comfortable with it because all of these people have just died right in front of you but he can deepthroat and after a certain point you just lose the will to argue anymore. you will hate every single moment of it and still not be able to stop him. michelangelo’s david will just keep sucking your dick until you cum so hard you won’t be able to look your father in the eye ever again

he gives you his number and tells you to call him and you realize in abject horror that you probably will.

So yami and I got our friends into Young Protectors which if you have not read, ipgd kindly explains why you should.

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